Minhivbell is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring octopus.

Minhivbell created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minhivbell, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Minhivbell, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Minhivbell's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Minhivbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never wear turquoise hats.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Never pour water over plants.