Ditbidbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent mongoose.

Ditbidbaf created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Ditbidbaf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ditbidbaf, it will turn you into a puffin.

Ditbidbaf's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ditbidbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. You must love Ditbidbaf.

3. Never mention tortoises.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.