Jenwikgat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, narcissistic narwhal.

Jenwikgat created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenwikgat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jenwikgat, she will send you a sign.

Jenwikgat's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Jenwikgat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jenwikgat.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never go into white rooms.