Bunfuncab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, ruthless manatee.

Bunfuncab created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunfuncab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunfuncab, it will turn you into a worm.

Bunfuncab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bunfuncab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.