Disscembetdum is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow hippopotamus.

Disscembetdum created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disscembetdum, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Disscembetdum, she will turn you into a plant.

Disscembetdum's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Disscembetdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dogs.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must pray to Disscembetdum four times a day.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never wear turquoise corsets.