Nigdogpit is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, staggering
faun.
Nigdogpit created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nigdogpit, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Nigdogpit, it will turn you into a rock.
Nigdogpit's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Nigdogpit's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat beans.
2. Always help sick aardvarks.
3. Never think about asteroids.
4. Always help hamsters.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nigdogpit.