Nigdogpit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, staggering faun.

Nigdogpit created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigdogpit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nigdogpit, it will turn you into a rock.

Nigdogpit's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nigdogpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Always help hamsters.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nigdogpit.