Vanbell Hap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet gnu.

Vanbell Hap created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanbell Hap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vanbell Hap, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Vanbell Hap's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vanbell Hap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Feed all hungry sharks.

4. You must pray to Vanbell Hap four times a day.

5. Never talk about fire.