Kikapptap Rowfebbus is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying hedgehog.

Kikapptap Rowfebbus created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikapptap Rowfebbus, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kikapptap Rowfebbus, she will be very sad.

Kikapptap Rowfebbus' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Kikapptap Rowfebbus' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Seals are not to be trusted.

5. Never mention frogs.