Farnnulgupmid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, annoying crocodile.

Farnnulgupmid created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Farnnulgupmid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Farnnulgupmid, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Farnnulgupmid's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Farnnulgupmid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Farnnulgupmid on top of all buildings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.