Yartflatgid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying faun.

Yartflatgid created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Yartflatgid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yartflatgid, he will send you a sign.

Yartflatgid's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Yartflatgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yartflatgid.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.