Fiddubpin is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome human.

Fiddubpin created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Fiddubpin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fiddubpin, she will be very unhappy.

Fiddubpin's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fiddubpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Retreat if three grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Hide from gray goats for they are unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Run away if eight horses approach from the north.