Cibarmtab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited wyvern.

Cibarmtab created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibarmtab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cibarmtab, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cibarmtab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cibarmtab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine silver sculptures of Cibarmtab on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never eat bark.