Giggemjigpincam is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tranquil donkey.

Giggemjigpincam created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Giggemjigpincam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Giggemjigpincam, he will ignore you.

Giggemjigpincam's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Giggemjigpincam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine sharks approach from the west.

2. Never run in the presence of snakes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about galaxies.