Gettendud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain yak.

Gettendud created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Gettendud, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gettendud, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gettendud's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gettendud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never bounce near bats.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.