Catbesskin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent crow.

Catbesskin created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Catbesskin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Catbesskin, it will curse you with boils.

Catbesskin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Catbesskin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Retreat if six shrews approach from the west.

5. Run away from violet capybaras, for they are unholy.