Hakpaglig is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, sapient zebra.

Hakpaglig created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Hakpaglig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hakpaglig, he will manifest in front of you.

Hakpaglig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hakpaglig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hakpaglig.