Godzanrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered swan.

Godzanrutt created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godzanrutt, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Godzanrutt, she will turn you into a plant.

Godzanrutt's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Godzanrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always treat mites with great respect.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.