Kimfodboss is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable dog.

Kimfodboss created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimfodboss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kimfodboss, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kimfodboss' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kimfodboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Kimfodboss on top of all buildings.