Catvigdithun is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty hare.

Catvigdithun created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Catvigdithun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Catvigdithun, he will be very sad.

Catvigdithun's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Catvigdithun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.