Carjabmip is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, amazing swallow.

Carjabmip created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carjabmip, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Carjabmip, he will make you grow a tail.

Carjabmip's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Carjabmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Carjabmip.