Ladcadcab Neglarn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust zebra.

Ladcadcab Neglarn created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladcadcab Neglarn, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ladcadcab Neglarn, he will remove you from existence.

Ladcadcab Neglarn's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Ladcadcab Neglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must love Ladcadcab Neglarn.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look in ponds.