Xentomlig Dobyakhun is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome hyena.

Xentomlig Dobyakhun created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xentomlig Dobyakhun, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xentomlig Dobyakhun, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Xentomlig Dobyakhun's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Xentomlig Dobyakhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Xentomlig Dobyakhun's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.