Sinditcim Vadbotmob Cusswitlim is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unfair grasshopper.

Sinditcim Vadbotmob Cusswitlim created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sinditcim Vadbotmob Cusswitlim, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sinditcim Vadbotmob Cusswitlim, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sinditcim Vadbotmob Cusswitlim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sinditcim Vadbotmob Cusswitlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near tortoises.

2. Sinditcim Vadbotmob Cusswitlim loves mites, so they must be respected.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Do not commit murder.