Cedhamfut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent alligator.

Cedhamfut created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cedhamfut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cedhamfut, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cedhamfut's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cedhamfut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven dogs approach from the east.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cedhamfut.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.