Batlunhin Sanominkop is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable zebra.

Batlunhin Sanominkop created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batlunhin Sanominkop, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Batlunhin Sanominkop, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Batlunhin Sanominkop's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Batlunhin Sanominkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Batlunhin Sanominkop must be the most important thing in your life.