Fubbeplat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, loving unicorn.

Fubbeplat created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubbeplat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fubbeplat, she will laugh at you.

Fubbeplat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fubbeplat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubbeplat.

4. Never bounce in the presence of pigs.

5. Do not drink alcohol.