Nartlibdog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody beaver.

Nartlibdog created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartlibdog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nartlibdog, it will not care at all.

Nartlibdog's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nartlibdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Never go into green rooms.