Govwabvan Hanpangrill is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking goose.
Govwabvan Hanpangrill created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in Govwabvan Hanpangrill, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in Govwabvan Hanpangrill, he will manifest in front of you.
Govwabvan Hanpangrill's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Govwabvan Hanpangrill's Holy Commandments
1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Govwabvan Hanpangrill.
3. Govwabvan Hanpangrill must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.