Cidbisslig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, almighty hummingbird.

Cidbisslig created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbisslig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cidbisslig, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cidbisslig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cidbisslig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help foxes.