Matrutjip is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, loving wyvern.

Matrutjip created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Matrutjip, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Matrutjip, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Matrutjip's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Matrutjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.