Migsakyattxucksigstipsig is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, irritating hamster.

Migsakyattxucksigstipsig created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migsakyattxucksigstipsig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Migsakyattxucksigstipsig, he will not care.

Migsakyattxucksigstipsig's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Migsakyattxucksigstipsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs in need.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never laugh in the presence of sharks.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Turtles are not to be trusted.