Flyquillid is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, flying owl.

Flyquillid created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyquillid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flyquillid, she will not care at all.

Flyquillid's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Flyquillid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Flyquillid's name in vain.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never wear scarves.