Buntamkin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, able crane.

Buntamkin created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Buntamkin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Buntamkin, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Buntamkin's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Buntamkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Put Buntamkin first in all things.

4. You must pray to Buntamkin four times a day.

5. Never talk about fire.