Tad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever dolphin.

Tad created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tad, she will come to you in dreams.

Tad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tad's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near cats.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not cook food in pots.