Timbogkimzimtarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, witty mink.

Timbogkimzimtarp created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timbogkimzimtarp, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Timbogkimzimtarp, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Timbogkimzimtarp's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Timbogkimzimtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Never wear gray tights.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.