Flyarfmad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering wren.

Flyarfmad created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flyarfmad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flyarfmad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flyarfmad's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Flyarfmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear turquoise ear rings.

4. Hide if eight goats approach from the west.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.