Vanfarngam is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, calm chinchilla.

Vanfarngam created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Vanfarngam, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vanfarngam, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vanfarngam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Vanfarngam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.