Cusslagbus is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud cobra.

Cusslagbus created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusslagbus, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cusslagbus, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cusslagbus' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cusslagbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. You must love Cusslagbus.