Bodbamarn is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient donkey.

Bodbamarn created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodbamarn, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodbamarn, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bodbamarn's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bodbamarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.