Gandussvadfob is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, emotional alligator.

Gandussvadfob created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gandussvadfob, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gandussvadfob, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Gandussvadfob's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gandussvadfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never laugh near voles.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Never feed lentils to cats while wearing gray jumpers.