Vegvagbum is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited raccoon.

Vegvagbum created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegvagbum, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vegvagbum, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vegvagbum's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Vegvagbum's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about gravity.