Vidtapsag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering pig.

Vidtapsag created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidtapsag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vidtapsag, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vidtapsag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Vidtapsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must pray to Vidtapsag nine times a day.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Vidtapsag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always pray immersed in water.