Gamappcam is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, passionate bat.

Gamappcam created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamappcam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gamappcam, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gamappcam's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gamappcam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Hide from cyan eagles for they are unholy.

4. Do not take Gamappcam's name in vain.

5. Never talk about fire.