Mitrullarp is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, caring crane.

Mitrullarp created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mitrullarp, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mitrullarp, she will ignore you.

Mitrullarp's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Mitrullarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dolphins.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Mitrullarp loves rats, so they must be honoured.

4. Hide if eight shrews approach from the east.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.