Bagmiptikcenkinhimfly is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, awesome sheep.

Bagmiptikcenkinhimfly created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagmiptikcenkinhimfly, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bagmiptikcenkinhimfly, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bagmiptikcenkinhimfly's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bagmiptikcenkinhimfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must pray to Bagmiptikcenkinhimfly five times a day.