Nullcamnull Hubwotsand is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, boastful fox.

Nullcamnull Hubwotsand created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullcamnull Hubwotsand, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nullcamnull Hubwotsand, she will strike you with lightening.

Nullcamnull Hubwotsand's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Nullcamnull Hubwotsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Always obey Nullcamnull Hubwotsand's priests.

4. Never wear gray ear rings.

5. Do not speak about nuts.