Gupjigfodwabnuringfitpid is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, dishonest alligator.

Gupjigfodwabnuringfitpid created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Gupjigfodwabnuringfitpid, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gupjigfodwabnuringfitpid, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gupjigfodwabnuringfitpid's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gupjigfodwabnuringfitpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Hide from white ants for they are unholy.

4. Always treat ducks with great respect.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gupjigfodwabnuringfitpid.