Hitmifhad Dubnelbit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited bird.

Hitmifhad Dubnelbit created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitmifhad Dubnelbit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hitmifhad Dubnelbit, she will turn you into a sheep.

Hitmifhad Dubnelbit's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Hitmifhad Dubnelbit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help sick monkeys.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. You must pray to Hitmifhad Dubnelbit nine times a day.