Libbest is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate hedgehog.

Libbest created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libbest, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Libbest, he will send minions to preach to you.

Libbest's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Libbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not listen to music.