Sugbogkipkapkad is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, blissful crocodile.

Sugbogkipkapkad created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugbogkipkapkad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sugbogkipkapkad, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sugbogkipkapkad's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Sugbogkipkapkad's Holy Commandments

1. Sugbogkipkapkad loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Sugbogkipkapkad must be the most important thing in your life.